Twitter will be deleted July 1st, 2023.

BREAKING: Moments before the implosion, one of the passengers aboard the doomed submersible managed to transmit this image to the surface:

We are getting word that the Wagner Group has reversed course and is now boarding a submersible bound for the Titanic

Anyone need a Bluesky invite code?

If your grave doesn't say "rest in peace" on it you are automatically drafted into the skeleton war . Like and retweet

My thoughts on the Supreme Court

I’m the one limiting all your rates.

Both Twitter and Bluesky seem to be down. Is the curse lifted? Am I free?

Elon Musk made a bad $44 billion investment after a lifetime of free rides and it made him so angry he’s spent the last year going “let’s kill trans 😭😭😂😂😂🤡🤡🤡!!” Zuckerberg meanwhile vaporized trillions and all his posts are still like “TV is awesome to watch :)”

I work at AMC and just got fired for refusing to add this liquid to a customer’s soda. We were instructed specifically to serve this to Sound of Freedom audiences. I am a microbiology student and took it to the lab to examine and found what looks like nanobots inside.

When she’s right, she’s right

A SCOTUS judge or two.

Embarrassing for the The New York Times nytimes.com/2023/08/02/boo…

No limit? 🤔

the explicitly right wing place for women is the kitchen. they’ve said it thousands of times. how are you so dense

New song — Kitsch Men In The Kitchen