Don’t do it

Why are genitals so sensitive, yet so undiscerning

Femmentrix

Stoic slow globe statue tears

Ottobae

Baltimore streets, ribbed for her pleasure

Funny how my origin story is my beloved boyfriend was driven slightly insane by the first 46 minutes of “the watcher” and I felt so alienated it kept me out all night and then I was hungry so I ate a peanut butter sandwich and a slice of Swiss cheese and everything will be fine

If you’re not a writer you wouldn’t understand how one goodish idea is worth 1000 grams of tears

Kind of demoralizing that the sum of money Quentin Tarantino was paid for the true romance/ natural born killers script wouldn’t even buy a Tesla self driving electric car

abstaining looking at the NYT website for 24 hours is literally the easiest thing i could ever imagine

Music has brought so much more love into my life than art and even poetry. Transcendence is the only way to control feeling like an animal.

Texts from one boyfriend can kill an entire dance floor #truelove though no sarcasm

Some guy shouted “hey babyy” at this bar (right next to me) and I turned around full alert but he was like not you the other baby. Flashback to following the wrong trench coat and heels at the airport

Baking soda or borax roulette

I don’t though. Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

This morning I am texting a man I met in a bar, and telling him he should use box blonde dye on his hair with the disclaimer that this is maniac advice

If the hairs on the back of your neck are standing up it's because I added texting you to my to do list and never did it

My mom loaned me an insulated tote bag and two different wild animals have shat on it today. (Mouse and bird)

Nature finds a way

My husband works from home and rarely leaves the house, so I try to update him with observations from the outside world. Recently I have reported: 1. Everyone wears crop tops now, even/ especially if they have a chunky belly roll 2. There is an armed guard at the grocery store