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Shoddy Chinese-Made Stock Market Collapses onion.com/1Js6hI2

I've always thought you can tell a lot about a person by the way they treat waiters or other service staff. Read on theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2…

Great, another thing this hypochondriac has to worry about. Oysters may be link in transmission of Norovirus The New York Times nytimes.com/2015/09/08/hea…

Drug smuggling hits close to home: 23-lb parcel of pot falls from plane through family’s roof abcn.ws/1FDEXLE

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4-year-old asks mall Santa to pray for ailing baby the boy has never met fxn.ws/1OEGsY5

Look at Papa John though. vine.co/v/i1vmQ71hY7U

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You have to watch this rescued baby otter get reunited with family who thought he drowned peoplem.ag/lfnn1q2

The unironic pleasures of a Tudor’s biscuit sandwich #LifeInChains eater.com/2016/6/29/1200…