Houston weather this morning. Wind was strong enough to knock over my 12 foot potted bird of paradise plant that I just put outside. These clouds are wild. I blame the banana ducks I put in garden last night. Eric Berger Matt Lanza @JeffLindner1 Houston Weather The Weather Channel

Last night I stretched and rolled over in bed at the same time and heard a pop and now I can't move my neck. Just thought people should know. #imold #thisis38 #oldlady #stretchingisdangerous

If a United Airlines gate agent is somehow off the clock but still at the desk, she will just stare at you and say “I'm closed” over and over no matter what you ask or say, like a zombie. With no regard for the fact that every flight is delayed or canceled #closed #gradeAcustomerservice

Blue skies in one window. Lightning in the other window 😂 clouds coming through in richmond tx. I’ve missed rain 🌧️ #texasweather #texas #weather Eric Berger Matt Lanza Houston Weather Travis Herzog ⚡️ KPRC 2 Houston

The fog this morning is unreal. Driving to airport, husband says “of all the days, why is it foggy now??” 4yo: “the sky chooses, daddy. Not us” Fair enough. #Houston #houstonweather Eric Berger Matt Lanza Houston Weather KPRC 2 Houston

Covfefelon #trump

Can Trump legally use campaign funds for bail money or is that going to set off another round of trials 🤔

I think Joe Biden should walk out tonight for debate to Shaboozey Tipsy. Why? I don't know. Just got a good vibe to it.

Jim Cantore where you at. Houstonians need to know #beryl #jimcantore The Weather Channel

Pre-beryl double rainbow in Galveston west end (driving towards Surfside- to get off this island back to richmond/ft bend county). #beryl Eric Berger The Eyewall Matt Lanza Travis Herzog ⚡️ Houston Weather Mike's Weather Page The Weather Channel Jim Cantore National Weather Service

Headed out for one last H-E-B run! Anyone need anything? #beryl Eric Berger The Eyewall Matt Lanza Travis Herzog ⚡️ Houston Weather Mike's Weather Page The Weather Channel Jim Cantore National Weather Service @jefflindner1

7 years ago, we bought a plot of land on the US-Mexico border to stop racist billionaire Donald Trump’s dumb wall. But this year, an even richer, more racist billionaire—@ElonMusk—fucked that land with tractors and garbage, so we’re suing for $15 million. ElonOwesYou100Dollars.com

What is up with these stupid texts?? I have donated twice. I’m voting for you. And seeing articles about record breaking donations. And yall send these texts about having to make deadlines. I can’t wait for this election to be over. Rep. Colin Allred Colin Allred Lauren Essary

Snow day! #enzo #houwx #houston #houstonweather Eric Berger Matt Lanza Travis Herzog ⚡️ FOX Weather Houston Weather KPRC 2 Houston

Hulu seriously wtf #oscars #hulu #hulufail give me my livestream back Hulu

I feel like a creep for how many times I’m posting about this but this Hulu bio after the Oscars streaming cut off early is not aging well lol Hulu #Oscars #hulu #hulufail

Ok seriously Harvard University you’ve known about this guy for years and briefly sanctioned him and that’s it? Gross. Martin A. Nowak

Watching Trust Me the False Prophet on Netflix. This loser Sergeant David Wilkinson of the Colorado City Hillsdale Police Department is pissing me off. Who gives AF about your gentle heart, you cretin, when there are literal children involved