I hate this app

a good french onion soup will have you acting like a pervert

Is my visibility low enough to continue my unhinged posting or what?

I'm old enough to remember when the hole in the ozone layer killed us all off.

I trust an insult more than I do a compliment.

And on the 7th day, he rested. Sike! He did a sh!t ton of laundry.

Using dehydrated goat milk laundry detergent, am I a tradwife now?

If anyone accuses me of being passive aggressive, I get revenge by making them tea with my least favourite teaspoon.

I did 30 minutes of chores, time for a 7 hour break.

Who got the hookup??

Elmo being antisemitic and demanding Jews die was not on my bingo card for 2025.

Creed had some bangers and we were so mean to them

Feeling groggy and disoriented in the morning? Might I suggest stepping on a cat on your way down the stairs? That really seems to do the trick for me.

“do something with your life” um i am. have you heard of a little thing called squandering

Your man looks like he asks Autozone to change his windshield wiper blades

I think, by law, all homes should have one of these

Hot mess middle aged woman summer

Apparently everyone in this line at Walmart is scared of deodorant

I need six or seven of you to come help sit on my suitcase so I can zip it up, K thanks!