Jokes on Manchester United, I stopped watching at half time because I have zero faith 💀

YoU aRe A cRaVeN cOwArD

THAT'S MY WINNER RIGHT THERE

I do not “check bus times”. I do not expect delays, i do not follow timetables, i do not look for roadwork, I WALK TO MY STOP. And if there is no bus, I KlLL MYSELF.

maisie peters MAISIE IM IN WORK!!!! The excitement is real😭😭😭

i love when a taylor swift album comes out and everyone gets the urge to release an official statement on the matter

getting a new taylor swift pop record that's breaking records, we're so back

#SwiftiesAgainstAi and i’m very serious. Taylor Swift whichever lazy ass marketing team member set you up with this lil strategy, fire them. this is sloppy and against every creative bone your art has stood on

How it feels to listen to new Taylor Swift music when you don't give a fuck about online discourse

There's definitely valid criticism for the rollout and album but it always gets buried under so much dishonest vitriol that I become defensive.

I actually burst out laughing this is so unserious who's doing it like her

Honey is one of my favourites on #TSTheLifeOfAShowgirl yet it's the least streamed - swifties y'all are TASTELESS!! 🍅🍅🍅

"AI is just badly recycling and regurgitating the past to be re-consumed. You are taking in the Human Centipede of content"

I ain’t dead yet!

disclaimer I haven’t listened to a Taylor swift song in like 10 years but I’ve just seen so many brain dead takes on this albums success that I gotta say something lmao billboard only counts 4 physical sales per customer and 1 digital sale per week fyi and her building a fanbase

I find it bleak that ChatGPT now has more users than Wikipedia. Many people would rather be spoon-fed information by a machine than read and research for themselves. Tech isn't just making us dumber. Worse than that: it's killing curiosity itself and the desire to learn.

someone needs to introduce being a sports fan to swifties. this person was born to spend hours arguing about whether neymar is overrated. they have missed their calling