Okay yeah we all know that it is what it is, but have you ever thought about the fact that it also isn’t what it isn’t?

Inbox zero and a clean kitchen

What time is Rihanna making her goal or whatever

I’m not saying my mental state has changed over the last few years—all I’m saying is today I heard myself tell my cat to make haste

Just tried lowering the volume of an actual ambulance with the buttons on the side of my phone how is everyone else doing this week

How many tabs do you guys have open I’m at 34

Bess can’t go there

I was getting my hair cut and my stylist said something in passing about me having a lot of hair so yes I will be riding that high for the next 365 days

Lose my number

Buying a toyota and using the instagram caption Hercedes Benz

8am keto cookie

Referring to your coworkers as fans

Does Gen Z still say “bless you” when someone sneezes?

Was stoop kid actually afraid to leave his stoop or did he just like the attention

I wish there was a modern-day version of Pimp My Ride but it’s called Pimp My Appliance and it’s just XZIBIT coming to my personal apartment and installing handmade unlacquered brass handles on my refrigerator and stove

Signing a contract on a park bench

A sneaky selfie in the Lyft but the flash goes off