All the best parts of the Oscars include people who came from the Tonys

Watch Sen. Bernie Sanders' reaction to viral mitten memes cnn.com/videos/politic…

Everyone who retweets this gets free wings if the game goes to overtime.

"Cool, we're watching corporate America get shoved in our faces while our country is destroyed." - Adam Tell enjoying the Superbowl

If you compliment a Midwesterner on an item of clothing be prepared for a full explanation of how they got it at a justifiable discount

Midwesterners emailing someone for help

Nothing makes you feel more professional than being called "sweetie" on a business call...

Congratulations to Dell for having the worst customer service on the face of the planet. I'm going on 3.5 hours on the phone, 8+ transfers to different departments and have been disconnected 4 times. I think this is actual hell.

Excited for Charlottesville Opera's Opera in the Park at IX Art Park TONIGHT, June 17th at 7pm!

“Tell your mom I say hi” *Midwesterners preparing for the biggest lie of all time* “Okay I will!”

Balto didn't run across Alaska for you all to not believe in vaccines.

My new album, Scenes from a Window, will be released December 17th, and the first single, Wheels Up, THIS FRIDAY! Can't wait to put this out into the world.

Wheels Up is Up On #SoundCloud Old man me didnt want to upload this at midnight. Enjoy, night owls! soundcloud.app.goo.gl/NGGeJ

Tomorrow!! Last single before the full album on Dec 17th.

I don’t really care about the Super Bowl because last time I got invested in a sporting event Cedric Diggory died

Do you ever spend that extra 15 minutes getting ready in the morning, so you can feel really great about how you look that day, and then when you're ready to leave, you wake up? 👀

How do I apply to write the punny episode titles on Queer Eye? #dreamjob