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Yes the Secretary of State for the Environment has a river of filth right in her own backyard. Big thanks to Eamonn O'Nolan 💙 for the E. coli testing and Saskia Rowlands The Mirror for the coverage.

A tale in three hats #Coronation #NormalCountry #costoflivingcrisis

Mine was on Zoom, and I thought I’d got away with not being recognised, till the instructor asked people if they could think of ways to keep calm whilst driving. Someone suggested listening to some James Blunt, and everyone pissed themselves.

Remarkable. And so, so true.

Explains a fair bit of British political history that Labour can turn the day after one of their biggest ever victories to a period of nervy self-incrimination and the Conservatives can quietly move on from two of their worst ever defeats, and convince everyone it wasn’t too bad.

I just want to wake up in an England where a working class woman drinking a pint isn't used against her & where a cruel man who despises the working classes pretending to drink a pint isn’t seen as an election strategy🥴 ..

Yoooooooop

Best..sketch..ever. 😂

The Conservative Party more resembles a pyramid scheme than a political party now. If you donate a few hundred grand you’ll get a Covid contract. If you donate £10m a minister will defend you from accusations of racism on live TV.

When you donate to help us fund our life-saving services, we will send you a packet of seeds back. An average of 2 women a week are killed by a current of former partner in England and Wales - help us to help them.

went to the Metallica concert in München today, a thunderstorm happened and it made for the coolest fucking intro of all time

"Hi Rishi, it's Michelle from Mone Military Uniforms."

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The Tories have privatised foodbanks.

2024 Elections Specials: 3. Reform. youtu.be/LwIa70EDZjE

After 14 years in power, Britain's Conservative Party is out. The fictional newscaster Jonathan Pie offers his balanced, professional — and definitely not celebratory — take on the new prime minister. nyti.ms/3RRctac

Blur should launch comeback gigs on the exact same dates as Oasis to really give it that authentic 90s vibe.

The painting of Margaret Thatcher has been moved to the kitchen which is a problem as my milk keeps disappearing... bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…