This country, I swear to god. Robes for the inadequate, rags for the competent.

There’s a straight line between these. And I am just so incredibly tired.

If you really wanted to make a linkage between Brexit and the horrendous invasion of Ukraine, it’s that the notion of a fragmented EU suited Russian ambitions, which is why so much Russian influence (and filthy money) was invested in both the Brexit campaign and the Tory party.

The thing I don’t understand about mega-rich Thatcherites like Sunak is they’re not more proud of it. Since their political philosophy hinges on principle that anyone can attain that wealth if they work hard enough, why not show it off? It’s almost as if they don’t believe in it

This is really good.

Can't believe it's only been six months since we tried to exonerate Owen Paterson by pretending that the parliamentary standards commission urgently needs overhauling.

The police have found that the prime minister broke the laws which he himself wrote. That's black and white now. No functioning country, on a basic moral, political or constitutional level, can allow that prime minister to stay in office.

If the Prime Minister didn't know a birthday party was violating his own fucking lockdown rules maybe it's not a great idea to have him in charge of a country during a fucking war

‘You’re asking me to pick my favourite flavour of animal poo there’ Carl May is all of us.

He must go.

A reminder of just who he is

Liz Truss

A jaw-dropper from Brexiter Steve Baker on BBC Radio 4’s PM just now: “What an extraordinary opportunity for Northern Ireland: dual access to both markets”. Er, that “extraordinary opportunity” was available to the entire UK before Brexit

Please RT for all the paramedics and ambulance staff who are working tonight. We really could not be more grateful you are there.