A union soldier goofing around while getting his portrait taken. In most old photos — those taken in the 19th century and early 20th century — people aren't smiling or goofing around, which makes this photo so much more striking.

if zendaya can date a short king there’s no reason you can’t. you’re telling me you think you’re better than zendaya?? ZENDAYA???

AUSTRALIAN JUDGE: oim hawldin yah in cawntempt faw mykin a joke of moy court ME: (stifling laughter): oh naurrr

me: what seems to be the problem cop: do you mind if i search your car me: go ahead cop: [googling honda accord] haha these are sick

the best part about living with my gf is now i eat so many new, exotic foods i never ate before like yogurt or lettuce or breakfast

[telling a joke to a classroom] what does a cowboy cat say? kindergartener: kitty up [about to say meowdy] meo- what the fuck did you just say

Bereal is not for the people who like to rot in their bed

self-care????? you mean masturbating

coworker: 2022 was quite a year huh me: [remembering how i finally figured out chopsticks] yeah it was

Genius.

drinking smoothies in the morning has changed my life. before, i used to feel tired and unfocused in the morning, and it was hard for me to get going. now i still feel all of that but i get to drink a delicious smoothie