What a great listen while grocery shopping on a Saturday afternoon Pearl Jam Radio Home show #2 sounded great.

Hey, I’m Mark.

Okay everybody it's Zero Hour for this website, post your favorite tweets and give them a little kiss goodbye.

Big thanks to Brian on @delta flight 2894 this morning. He made it an enjoyable flight even when the video system went kaput.

NY Post: Florida Man Makes Announcement —> story deep inside on page 26.

People who reopen closed tickets just to say "thanks" really need to appreciate how CRM software works.

Note to self: Ten years is too long Goose Island Beer Co.

Man Parallel Parking Tries To Leave Enough Room Between Cars To Infuriate Other Drivers Into Just Giving Up bit.ly/3FctsMH

Might break out a celebration tonight with my friends from Knob Creek and Goose Island Beer Co.

Five years developed in bottle. Yum. Still boozy, still a winner. Worth the wait. Knob Creek Goose Island Beer Co.

Happy Lunar New Year! It marks the transition from the year of the Tiger to that of the Rabbit. It symbolizes a transition of a year full of resilience to one of prosperity and the theme of the Water Rabbit (2023) is peace, prosperity and optimism. Wish you all luck this year 🧧

Not all cats are alike 😂

I was leaving the theater after JOHN WICK 4 and a guy in front of me in the parking lot tried to do like a cool badass spinny weapon thing with his car keys and immediately dropped them in a massive puddle. 100 stars. No notes.

Person in the office on the phone: “Today is May 21.” Other end of the line, “Oh Shit.” && I’ve never felt more like the person on the other end of the phone.

Worth the watch.

RT if you think I should have my own SDCC panel because apparently there's just like lots and lots of open time slots to fill.

Saw this in another Tweet. Harsh, but fair.

10K retweets and i’ll wear this to oppenheimer

July 22nd is the Feast Day of Mary Magdalene in the Christian faith. Much has been made of who Mary was, but she almost certainly wasn’t a sex worker. That story came about in 591, when Pope Gregory I got his Marys muddled. Thread