“food gives u energy” me after eating:

Me reappearing in people’s lives after inexplicably disappearing for several months…

it’s 2023, why are my deodorant options still smell good or cancer

If you were looking for a sign to buy yourself an approximately $8 lil treat: this is it

"last cold day" she repeatedly lied to herself

Don't pet the fluffy cows. 🦬

The most popular porcupine hobby is needlepoint.

Count Dracula?? Um…one, I think?

Ah yes the holy Trinity (1 beverage for hydration, 1 beverage for fun, 1 beverage for energy)

truly sad the way adulthood kills all your hobbies. i’m lucky if i read 5 books a year. too tired to play guitar. too tired to cook beautiful meals. we warn people not to make work their identity, but how can you not when work systematically strips away every other part of you?

i just wanna become a calm woman when it comes to any situation. i'm sick of irritation, anger, sadness, and rage.

She is stealing catalytic converters

rabbit riding dog with trained hunting snail, france, 14th century

Lizzo. Did. That. That’s a fucking tribute. 💜 x.com/kaiti3bug/stat…