Making a fake cross for yourself to carry is deeply symbolic of modern Christianity as a whole

Oh no.

Literally 2026.

They are executing people in the streets. If you think this is going away peacefully you've got your head in the sand.

Trump will die before justice gets to him. But for people like Miller, Noem, Vance et al, their best possible outcome is jail. Best.

Because of the Falklands, South Georgia and the British Antarctic Territories, the United Kingdom is responsible for 25% of the world's penguins. This is evident in their behaviour.

All of the worst Tories joining Reform is the single best thing that could happen for both Labour and the Conservatives (and the country, as it happens). I'm honestly a little surprised Reform are being this self-sabotaging, but please, crack on.

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Has there ever been someone as spineless as Rosie Duffield? “It’s murder but I respect your opinion” what a piece of shit.

PlayStation 2 ass neighborhood

I've been reading the outstanding political commentary and pieces from Playboy so often now that it's appearing on my home screen. How the hell have I become the actual person who says "I read Playboy for the articles"?

What's the worst thing you've ever seen? You're wrong. I'm so sorry.

I really wish his position on security wasn't so incomprehensible, as this is pragmatic and sensible.

What is the point of Your Party? It's literally every terrible cliche about left-wing movements with no redeeming qualities.

Woody Allen is in the Epstein files but I refuse to believe he's the type of guy who would cheat on his daughter

NOGGENFOGGER AHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

This is fucking hilarious GB News poll doesn’t go the way they normally go, the faces on this pair at the result, priceless 🤗 “We need to check we’ve got that the right way round” For the record, it was correct 😆

Transphobia aside (huge damn aside), I'm actually rather happy with how this Government has performed since entering office. I don't know if Starmer survives this, but I think the right thing for him to do (and the best thing for the country and Labour) is to resign.

I’m under no illusion that the Middle East shares my values. I have quite harsh words for that region. But a place being backwards doesn’t mean it’s free real estate, nor does it mean it’s people should be condemned to perpetual statelessness or exile.