cindy ✯

I turn subtitles on when I eat chips

It bears repeating: Nothing that we have seen so far compares to the savagery of NATO's attack on Yugoslavia in 1999. NATO cheerfully targeted civilian infrastructure on the ground that it was "dual use," namely, that it could also be used by the military.

If Netflix really believes I am a 96% match with "A Madea Homecoming", then maybe Netflix and I were never really all that close in the first place.

Powder chocolate milk hits different

Ease up bruh I just got good at distracting myself

If I was going to get fucked by a woman, I’d really want her to take it to me.

Andre 3k Verse on Life of the party is so fucking heavy

It’s heartbreaking to witness a full blown meltdown of one of the greatest artist of a generation. #prayforye

Too past you don’t think about the future Bitch

The children now love luxury; they have bad manners, contempt for authority; they show disrespect for elders and love chatter in place of exercise. Children are now tyrants, not the servants of their households. They no longer rise when elders enter the room. -1904

Pray your soul mate has a soul when you meet em

Did anyone really expect America to do well at the #RyderCup ?

Why the fuck didn’t I know Sampha dropped an album.

10 years later and we get New Body…

Society is failing because the kids aren’t playing street hockey.

I preferred the Jonah Hill apology.

The love of my life was an accidental left swipe.