“use AI or you’ll get left behind” oh no that’s ok you guys go on ahead i’ll be back here with my reading comprehension and critical thinking skills

as a tranny with religious trauma this quote hit me like a fucking freight train

Possibly the funniest thing ever printed in the Washington Post.

I like to keep an open mind but I refuse to share a space with nazis. normalizing that ideology is a definitive threat to my friends and families existence. I don’t think compromising that is something anyone should do especially for social events and tournaments.

no one prepared me for the fact that when you have a 9-5 you can't like. go to the dentist or the doctor or anything anymore. because you work. and when you don't work they're closed

Sweatbannin - 46-0 Flawless.

If you think it’s scary being an American Jew right now wait til you hear what it’s like to be a Palestinian

Seth Rogen: "As a Jewish person I was fed a huge amount of lies about Israel my entire life. They never tell you there were people there. They make it seem like it was just sitting there empty like oh the door's open! I would never live in Israel. It doesn't make any sense to me"

I live in LA and there are people sleeping in their own beds tonight instead of a detention center not because of cardboard protest signs but because a few folks lobbed rocks at ICE vehicles until they shit their pants and ran away

we need to increase immigration. we have not replaced enough white people yet

when chatGPT first came out i was curious, opened it up, and asked it to write me an email i had been procrastinating on. The drivel that I was treated to was so banal and useless it literally motivated me to never use it again and just write it myself out of pure spite.

ATRIX 1. 2. 3.

2x.

Holy shit we did it World champions shoutout to my teammates and coaches and the fans

B2B WORLD FUCKING CHAMPIONS 🏆🏆

Wow, 2025 CDL WORLD CHAMPS! #Greenwall

Theres a player named Miranda that said he would pay me $500 USD if Hbox lost GOML, if Hbox won GOML then I would pay him $5000, this was when hbox was in Losers Top 8 after losing to SDJ. Now Miranda doesn't wanna pay me because he says the bet was a joke since (1/?)

at USC some random melee 0-2er bet 10$ on me losing a set to one of his friends. i took the bet with chatlogs to prove it was agreed on, and 3-0d that person the next day. He also said after losing it was a joke. I feel nothing but contempt for those that dont stand by their word

They usually say it in different ways like "this class is pointless I shouldn't have to take it" which is subtext you'd notice if you pay attention in humanities classes

no one quite understands the burden of being the “smash guy” at parties and always having to prove your skill with a single joycon that drifts 💔💔💔