I’ve tried so hard to do the Lizzo TikTok but I’m not hitting it right. Lizzo would rather I gave up, than shame a whole era LIZZO

I went out last night for a few drinks for my friend bday. I had my hair pulled (which was in a bun) and also got asked if I’m in the right toilets. Im a man with long hair and a beard… welcome to 2022

Its gonna be 40° in the UK on monday and tuesday??

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#POSE but make it horror #AHSNYC 🎃 👻

Dropped my phone on my foot, now my toe is burning. Have I broken my toe? 🫠

If truss is being kicked out it’s definitely time for a general election

What about a general election? 🤔 The next PM will be the 3rd since Boris Johnson's resounding win in 2019 📆 Opposition parties have renewed calls for an election in light of Liz Truss’s resignation but this appears to be unlikely

Boris pulling out. That might be a first.

The auuuudacitiy. Just realised I have my heating on and a fan 🤣 #DontUsePlasticStraws

62 people died ‘Suddenly’ 😂

Nooooo not Tanya! 😭

Just been Christmas shopping and got myself nice things. Fuck everyone else

My child is banned from the school playground/canteen for her hair, its neatly braided in a natural colour, I gave them a lesson on the history of black womens hairs cultural significance of braiding, they chose violence, Bishop Challoner Catholic College has a racist hair policy!!!

Load of shit. They don’t eve let you have a belt in a cell why would they let you have a football? #afriendtoldme

I left my house at 2pm Saturday, I’ve got home at 6:30am Sunday. I left a tap running the whole gawd damn time! Sorry Greta ♥️

This is what I mean about the stoking of ‘culture war’ being the main point of this project. No mention here that I’m echoing Theresa May’s concerns about slavery legislation. Imagine flying all the way to Kigali only to be told to write an article about a Tweet I wrote in bed…

This Panorama is explosive… We are now the poorest country in N.Europe The av Brit is 60% poorer than av American We’re suffering a national pay cut that is years in the making Exacerbated by Brexit …& this lying Govt is blaming Putin and Covid. bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episod…

What in the kingsman is this all about then?