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“It’s called Jira, T. It’s what those computer geeks use to keep track of their issues”

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Buttered noodles taste so good without a man in your ear telling you they don’t have protein

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The Chicago Bulls will retire Derrick Rose’s No. 1 jersey in the rafters next season, ESPN has learned. Rose, a Chicago native, played eight seasons with the Bulls, becoming the youngest MVP in NBA history, and is now being honored as a fabric of the organization.

Carl Jung, no other way is like yours

‘Your lack of commitment to being great is an insult to your ancestors’

Kobe Bryant on confidence and preparation:

Your body will reject sweetgreen if you're not a consultant

JOSH GIDDEY FOR THE WIN FROM HALF. Chicago Sports Network | josh giddey

babe are you ok? it’s q2 and you’ve barely touched your “q1 roadmap”

“I don’t have talent, so I just get up earlier.” — Henry Rollins

The new pope won't have any trouble finding his way around Italy. Being from Chicago, he's seen this map a thousand times.

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