Just saw on the Weather Channel that a guy got stuck in his vehicle in a snow storm for 5 days. He survived by only consuming Taco Bell hot sauce. What an incredible survival tactic.

“I just don’t believe in winning by intimidation....unless I’m doing the intimidating.” -Luke Perry #90210

Ok...if u r sayn u aint gotba dime, then u later say Im FREE...wouldn’t it make sense to start charging??? Maybe I’m overthinking this...😉🙄🤦🏻‍♂️

Never mess with an old man with a mustache and a cowboy hat. Merica.

Mama said a hard head will make a tender ass. -Ice Cube

Call me old fashioned, but if you can afford beer, cigarettes, manicures, tattoos, and an iPhone, you don't need food stamps and welfare. Merica.

My next business is going to be called Table to Farm, and it’s where you bring your table and you just sit around on the Farm.

Ok I’ve really seen it all now.

...me, the first 3 hours of every HUMID day till my lower back stretches out. 🤷🏽‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️😉

It would be cool to have a major show where the intermediate and senior top 10 showman show EVERY animal in the show. Families r responsible for their animal right up to the SECLUDED holding room in which only the animal and owner hand off to the randomly drawn showman.

“What’s it like playing sports in the Midwest?” midwesterners: x.com/alexishumphr3y…

... Kinda weird. Today I feel really constipated. 🤷🏽‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️😉 (anyone under 40 might not get this) 😂

Berk Class 3 1 Kiersten Luttrell bred by Hook Sire: Oh La La(SGI) 2 Noah Kitterman bred by Mauck Sire: Shattered(Laird) Berk Class 4 1 Kelsey Clamme bred by Mauck Sire: Non Typical(Mauck) 2 Devyn Gaff bred by Keener Sire: Keep Talkin(upperhand)

Notice that the ones that are always telling others what to do, generally don’t get much done themselves. 🤷🏽‍♂️😉

Thankful to come from a family that bonds at the Mexican restaurant and not on a hiking excursion

THEY PLAYED THE WRONG SONG FOR THE NATIONAL ANTHEM I-

When I was growing up it was instilled in my brain to always make time to HELP OTHERS. Recently, on many dif forms of media, all I have heard is to make time for YOURSELF. Hmmmm....how’s that workn out for us???...what a mess.

Random, unknown politicians that spend huge money on TV ads, remind me of show ppl with the $150k pkup and trailer hauling common stock. They just want to show u how much money they can blow and not have a chance at winning anything. 🙄🤦🏻

Driving during the Coronacrisis, sometimes u just gota sanitize those hands and start pickn ur nose, just for the pure adrenaline rush.