I see new signings 👻

I’m delighted to see #Trussterfuck is trending. Now I want it in the OED. Susie Dent, over to you. 😉

Remember, whatever bollocks the Tories come out with next about 'growth', they need to raise £65 BILLION just to pay off the effects of their latest shitshow. I might be a space alien with a Ceefax fixation but compared to them I'm a safe pair of hands. #VoteBinface #Trussterfuck

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Just had a cream cheese bagel with a sprinkle of ELLIOT EASTWICK’S WORLD FAMOUS HOT SAUCE reaper salt it was nice! The wee 2 minutes later less nice!! Need a coke spoon to administer rather than using my finger tips. 🔥🔥🔥

HOW TO DEFEAT BORIS: all other parties should stand down in Uxbridge & South Ruislip at the next election, and let me take him down. That way he won't just lose, he'll lose in the way he deserves. #BinBoris

🚨Boris pulls out! Now there’s a first.

Whole turf calling them shit😭😭😭

I’m not a soccer man,my game is rugger. But I can understand how much tonight’s #ENGFRA World Cup match means to the working class. Let me just say the unfair play of the French just shows why we were so right to leave the EU. Brexit feels so so good on a sad night like this.⚽️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

Wow!!! Just looking at Saturdays figures, 101 bottles of Benedictine served on the match on Saturday . That is a new record, eclipsing the 93 bottles we sold against mufc on 28.12.19 amazing!!! Thanks

No surprises here…… escape the matrix my arse. 🤣

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Well it’s official, you guys asked and we delivered! Introducing The Royal Kompany 🤩 what a phenomenal season it’s been so far, VK has worked wonders and we cannot wait to be back in the Premier League. Who’s joining us from 12pm today for a pint in The Royal Kompany? 😏 🍻

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Wow what a night and an amazing 3 months! 🥳 Inundated with messages from fans of so many different clubs all over the country, can’t tell you how special that makes me feel. Thank you,every single one of you. Back to Twitter, podcasts and live shows for 9 months 🤣 #UTT

Well this is just superb! Blame it on the tories! 🎶👏🏼

The UK served on the frontline in Afghanistan and often way beyond it!