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#GordonGinoandFred when you order the original Top Gear from Wish .

#OnThisDay 1993: Live & Kicking was first broadcast. Here’s some of the best moments from the hot seat segment of the show where pop stars and celebrities would be asked questions by children. Look out for a young Daniel Radcliffe quizzing the Chuckle Brothers about 1 minute in!

Who did it better 🤷‍♂️ 🤷‍♀️ @jamesblunt @spencermatthews @voguewilliams

#AldiAmazingChristmas ha, you just said Huge Willy.

It’s fine that Farage goes to Australia for I’m a Celebrity. If his first task is to travel there in a dinghy, and when he arrives, Ant and Dec shout at him on the beach through a megaphone ‘here’s another one, swarming here just to make easy money’, then he’s sent to Rwanda.

BBC News - Tesco recalls Christmas stuffing mix because it may contain moths bbc.co.uk/news/business-… They noticed when the stuffing balls kept heading towards the oven light.

If the Tories were on The Traitors ⚔️👀 #TheTraitors #traitors

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#ColdMilk

‘But I’m completely pissed… What?… Just here in the fire escape?… I’ve never heard of this woman… Or this constituency… Alright, I’ll do it for another bottle of port… Will the same old bollocks do?… I’m afraid it’ll have to… hic…’

Rishi Sunak Your wife?

Who wants to piss Elon off?

@quantick Look at us all, Twittering away like little blue birds.

What are we supposed to call Twitter if the boss of Twitter doesn't want us to call it Twitter?

Continuing to call it Twitter, Day 5 (Warhol remix). "Twitter!"

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