me: what time is swimming local council leisure centre website: >ᴸᵒⁿᵈᵒⁿ >ˢᴱ >ᴸᵉʷᶦˢʰᵃᵐ >ᶠᵘⁿ >ᵀᵘᵉˢᵈᵃʸˢ >ˢᵘᵐᵐᵉʳ >ˢᵃᵘⁿᵃ > ᴾᶦˡᵃᵗᵉˢ >ᴮᶦʳᵗʰᵈᵃʸ >ᴾᵒᵒˡ >ʰᵘᵍᵉ ᴾᴰᶠ >⁷⁻⁹ᵖᵐ

Where do you put the Nespresso capsules on the new Pioneer Opus Quad?

Sling walking sleeping baby and drinking lemsip from a Keep Cup in the rain while listening to the lovely new album by John Haycock john-haycock.bandcamp.com/album/dorian-p…

Many of the themes in this episode - not least the forensic supermarketisation of our lunchtimes! - overlap with Sam Knight' wonderful article for The Guardian Long Read theguardian.com/news/2017/nov/…

Aaaaaargh my brain! (this is amazing, but important to remember it is just walking and tube distance)

The story of the shark, which, fitted with a GPS tracker, seemingly spent years drawing a picture … of itself [read more: buff.ly/3Gerfmp]

Got a lot of “life” going on at the moment, but figuring out how to get the baby to take strawberry flavoured Calpol by hiding it in real strawberries is one of my proudest recent achievements.

Every time I see that stupid dog icon I'm reminded of all the lovely people I've met and all the wonderful experiences I've had during the 16 years I've been on Twitter, and how now... it's just rubbish.

Not quite the The Lawnmower Man ending style event I was hoping for

.BBC Radio 1 Pete Tong mbe do you think it’s problematic that someone dedicates their upcoming Essential Mix to an alleged serial rapist?

We're hoping to celebrate 10 years later on this year but we need a little bit of help to get us there. We’ve relied solely on advertising until now but 2023 has been a bumpy ride for many local businesses hence us needing to crowdfund again. Pledge here: tiny.cc/pp10years

Figma

nvm

Oh The Onion bbc.co.uk/news/business-…

I’m going to try and make as much of the digital side of local government better as I can but then honestly I’m coming for Leisure Centre websites.

Oh no, they cloned the For You tab :-(

Very proud to work in an organisation that has sanitary products in the men’s toilets.

I paid for my copy of WinRAR