How to show you are elite whilst pretending you are not

Not feeling great today lads - got my monthly Battle of The Somme

#NickCandy is the man who once announced that if you are still closing your curtains by hand then you are not living in the 21st century. A true man of the people

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‘Let us in your gym or we’ll kill you’ say men who pose no risk to women whatsoever.

Europe is the cradle of America so it's a bit like moving out and then calling your mum a free loader when she comes to stay with you for a weekend

Of course, you are meant to have the stock market crash and the hyperinflation and THEN elect the fascist. Typical America getting it entirely the wrong way around.

Nostradamus graduated from Here and whilst not one for his predictions maybe with the yellow peril coming from The east he just got the colour and direction wrong and meant the orange from the west

Most amusing JK

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BREAKING NEWS Zelensky has offered to mediate between Elon Musk and Donald Trump

Truth Social has crashed from the traffic surge and in so doing accidentally created a hauntingly poignant image.

If you attend any sort of outdoor political protest to get your point across, and you're drunk and urinate in some back street, then I don't think you're taking it seriously. Unless, of course, you were protesting against Prohibition and the lack of public toilets in the city.

During the Covid lockdown, if you had family round on Christmas Day, police could force entry to your home and make them go home. Does anyone know if this is service is still available, and if you have to book?

I'm seriously starting to question the credibility of the FIFA Peace Prize.

In retrospect it was kind of suspicious when the president hired 80,000 guys with masks and machine guns and sent them to cities that didn't vote for him.

It is a good thing that China thinks in terms of centuries, because they are about to meet the British planning system.

Not to alarm anyone but is anyone else worried about how fucking stupid everyone is?

Children with measles?