Complaining increases the weight of the burden.

Confirmed.

Internet: *exists LA State: here’s my phone number, call me fam

If you were supposed to have just one it would be called a Martino.

Beautiful article by Anya Groner on what it’s like to be a New Orleanian.

Not flush with interior rooms, either, truth be told.

Free speech, wait no not like that, you're banned, just do this kind of free speech, but it's $8, you're fired, wait come back please

The fact that we only live one life is less motivating to people than it should be.

They shouldn’t leave that there. A dog walker with a pair of scissors could easily get through that.. Or someone could post an ad for free tents and cones on Craigslist. They should really be more careful.

Can’t wait to hear what excuse my team will use for being late now that Mardi Gras is over.

I mean technically it is red beans and rice…

For lent could everyone please give up driving like absolute jagaloons on I-10?

What an incredible PSA

Once again reminding Starbucks that there should be two lines, one for recreational coffee and the other for medicinal coffee

The overhead compartments at Frontier airlines would like a word

⁦Max Verstappen⁩ dropping the wisdom on Drive to Survive

Updated. It is official. canieatkingcake.com #breauxmart

He may look too cool, but inside he’s really excited for the new episode of The Mandalorian

This is what I think about when people say things like “it has a gorgeous view” in New Orleans