blunt rotation

POV: you just opened a bag of dried apricots but the package makes the same sound as his treat bag

Fanart of Haus of Decline's comic, "Together." Go read it if you like heartwarming body horror.

Reconnecting with childhood friends and discovering that you all independently developed similar interests as adults is the New Game+ of friendship

Leo, my beloved (I'll probably never finish this)

Every year I let myself buy something dumb and expensive with my tax return and this year it's a ticket to see Dethklok, let's fucking gooooo

I've named all my parasites and I'm keeping them

Getting shamed by the duolingo owl works

Diablo is letting me live out my greatest fantasies (being tall and hitting things with a big hammer)

started going to a new gym and for some inexplicable reason like half of the dudes there all look like this

got this fortune cookie immediately after reading that the lost submarine millionaires were confirmed dead

Spent 90 minutes answering questions about my trauma history from my new psychiatrist, and at the end she called me "brave" and immediately scheduled me for 4 followup appointments. That's good, right?

Gonna start laying my own eggs because of how expensive everything is at rhe grocery store

My friend talking to his 5 year old kid while frantically cleaning out his bong: "Look buddy you NEED to go to bed so that Santa can get here"