I almost forgot that there was a time that conservatives actually wanted to KEEP latinos in United States rather than have them deported. That picture is like a Laura Ingraham fever dream. x.com/JesseRodriguez…

Was a tanning bed installed on Air Force One? There should be an investigation into whether a tanning bed was installed on Air Force One.

I haven’t posted in awhile so here’s my hot take.

Pretty cool that time and money was spent on this as opposed to new research and medical advancements. washingtonpost.com/nation/2019/03…

A scented candle but it smells like just-lit matches.

Frosting is the only thing that makes cake worthwhile.

Like our own world, but every bottle of salad dressing has a shaker top.

Give me jasmine rice or give me death.

Has anyone ever had to buy a second box of staples?

Someone should tell trump it’s super manly to rub your eyes after shaking someone’s hand.

On the same day Barack Obama gave the eulogy for John Lewis, president trump tweeted about a pizza place on Long Island.

If Texas, Missouri, Alabama, Arkansas, Florida, Indiana, Kansas, Louisiana, Mississippi, Montana, Nebraska, North Dakota, Oklahoma, South Carolina, South Dakota, Tennessee, Utah and West Virginia hate this country so much, they can leave.

Can’t wait for the Bon Appétit article “how to make matzo actually good” Tips include: 1) use yeast 2) let it rise