I have a joke about trickle down economics. 99% of you won’t ever get it.

Watching #Strictly2022 with a 10yo is very wholesome. Hamza is our favourite because “they smiled all the time”. Questions about whether the same sex couples might do the angel lift in future and if there will ever be a three person team. Amazement that “there’s an actual band”.

I feel like any system of government would work fairly well provided those in charge weren’t cunty, and that, possibly, this is where the world has been going wrong all these years.

Petition: Call an immediate general election to end the chaos of the current government petition.parliament.uk/petitions/6197…

The ADHD Strengths Iceberg. #ADHDAwarenessMonth

Last night I dreamt I was making up an anti-Liz-Truss song to the tune of “How Do You Solve A Problem Like Maria?” to sing outside my house. Tonight I am unable to sleep at all. Anyone know how to reboot a human brain?

All set up for @BathMind fundraising night at @KomediaBath

That concludes #WorldMentalHealthDay2022 Brilliant night at @KomediaBath with my @BathMind hat on. Here’s an action shot of Gavin Osborn doing a bit of chatting in between songs. He’s very good at both the chatting and the singing.

You are going to smash it! I’ll be cheering you on ❤️

How’s HRT working out? Well, I noticed that there was a stereotypically attractive man sitting in the *insanely* beautiful roll-top copper bath, so I think it’s doing something 🤷

Really looking forward to this 🥵

Wow I did not expect this celebrity divorce story to get even crazier but this truly shocking revelation from the former dog walker blew me away: bit.ly/3gll84C

General election now

I reckon the lettuce can outlast the entire government.

Men of Twitter: classically, in the most reductive terms, men are supposed to be either Jocks, Nerds, or Patriarchs: but who were YOUR unlikely role-models when you were teenage? Who did YOU use as inspo? the odder and more niche the better

‼️ Rishi Sunak is the first Prime Minister to enter 10 Downing Street, having ALREADY committed a criminal offence while in government. ‼️ Are any journalists mentioning this? Or are they letting him paint himself as restoring integrity after Boris Johnson.

I’ve been trying to come up with a way to remember all the PMs since Brexit. Best I can do is: Chancer, dancer, liar. Dead cat, fat cat, Keir.

Is it just me or has the tory party got a vibe about it of Year 6 once SATs are over? Like, they all know they’re moving on so they might as well go crazy and have some fun.

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