I would like to thank The University of Tampa for allowing me to fail my quiz as they have been holding my textbooks in the mail room for almost three weeks now

On all levels except physical, I am the dying plant in the corner of my room

Time for a new tattoo ✨🤗

There’s a line you never cross, and this is one of em.

Here we goooo twitch.com/aoc

RT if you’ve never had an abortion but support a woman’s choice to have an abortion

I’d still pay for spotify

Bring back manly men.

Republicans like to make fun of the fact that I used to be a waitress, but we all know if they ever had to do a double they’d be the ones found crying in the walk-in fridge halfway through their first shift bc someone yelled at them for bringing seltzer when they wanted sparkling

These Republicans who are defensively rage-tweeting “But you’re wrong! I worked my way to pay through college!!” don’t realize they sound like folks who speak of the days when Hershey bars were 5¢ at the general store.

i kinda miss being in the midwest and slipping on ice and just laying there for a bit

Apparently it’s harder to get the classes u need at college than it is to get into the captial

This is an April fools joke I’ve already cried twice

First day back to work after having covid Me: hi I just need you to put a mask on in order to bring you to your table Customer: I don’t even know why we have to wear these anymore nobody is getting sick in Florida Me: 👁👄👁

Not talking to my boyfriend because he did the wordle without me and then told me what it was because he was upset he didn’t get it

our fourth album “Uncanny Valley” is out now

would’ve could’ve should’ve x ivy forever & always x maroon