The best things in life will hurt you the most 😩 (i.e. milk)

The best side effect of vaping is strawberry banana flavored spit

I want a jumbo eggroll and also to be loved

KARMA ALWAYS WINS. I love today.

Garfield is not my friend.

I just wanna know who stole my shoes from my gym locker in 7th grade

y’all going to topgolf for the golf??? IM goin for the top

mike’s hard? Good for him

experiencing workplace abuse (they’re making me work)

Kirk if the Vikings beat the Bills

I feel so bad for the “Claire” that was obsessed with the guy that didn’t give a fuck about her. I hope she heals.

This is a CRIME

Sorry babe The Comfy ™ stays on during sex

this is a photo of my great grandmother (1960), she was a passionate womens rights activist. she never stopped fighting for change, she refused to be silenced, and she inspires me every day ❤️ i love you grandma

She just wants to be choked & told how pretty she is

I was always pretty. You just noticed too late.

The Illuminati probably has great health insurance

Life is nothing like greys anatomy I thought I’d bang all my coworkers and my husband would die - alas, only my husband has died