get up, johnny boy!

Not decorating your place is a trauma response. A quiet way of saying, “I won’t get attached to something I might lose." And healing begins the moment you realize you’re no longer just passing through life, you are allowed to settle, and make your environment feel like home.

[first time at a Texas Roadhouse] *sees people walking on peanuts* my floor d'oeuvres!

Being a bratty switch and dating another bratty switch is just 2 people ragebaiting each other for hours until we both finally agree to just start actually trying to kill each other

It’s baffling to me that people can’t let go of Harry Potter when Daniel Radcliffe was able to separate himself from it the second J.K Rowling started to be a cunt like i feel if Harry Potter himself understands basic human decency is more important it shouldn’t be hard for you

i ♥️ watercolour

スケッチ 散歩行こうって声かけられたら立ち上がって面白い顔だけして、全然来ない友達の家のチワワ

its really important that your favourite author be dead for several reasons, mostly because if they turn out to be a absolute piece of work twenty years down the line you can say things like "well theyre DEAD now" which is a satisfying way to end that conversation for everyone

拒否プクリン

ナゾノクサ！ナッゾ！！ナゾノクサナゾノクサ！

愛しのエリザ

My entire reference point for Pokemon as a kid was a sticker album that went up to Celebi so when the end of the Gen 2 anime happened and that motherfucker pulled out Blaziken I flipped through the thing like five times going "who the fuck is that" like a maddened scholar

The Birth of Ditto Day 7 of drawing Ditto until I give in and nab Pokopia...

did i just write the next pop punk anthem? [i stare off into the distance and pee myself for roughly 3 minutes uninterrupted. i pause to open my phone and check instagram reels] bruh this shit funny as fuck lol [i adjust my cock and piss down the other leg for another 40 seconds]

"What if a drug addict used your tax dollars to get SNAP benefits?" The government uses my tax dollars to bomb villages, arm warlords, fund coups, and trafficks children through proxy states. If a "junkie" eats because of me, that's the most moral thing my taxes have done.

Do people still spontaneously combust or was that just a cigarettes and furniture thing?

The Bed Day 8 of drawing Ditto until I give in and nab Pokopia...

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