🤦🏼‍♂️. The stupidity is endless. RT Lloyd Legalist: Caption contest time. Winner gets nothing here, but buku jewels in their Heavenly crown.

😂😂 RT Lloyd Legalist: The look of utter contempt the cat has for this child.

Lol! Clown show. I’m pretty sure CNN won’t lead with this. RT James O'Keefe: Charlie, is this seat taken? #ExposeCNN

I have a hard time getting to sleep but I heard if you read a book it helps you get to sleep. It really works. I started reading a 430 page book a month ago and I’m on page 7. 🤦🏼‍♂️

I wonder if anyone on a farm with cats has ever ordered baby chicks and when they showed up the cats thought it was Uber eats? (I’ll lock up.. sorry for thinking and tweeting)

Great to have the Punky QB back. Boy has this guy got stories! Looking forward to seeing Super Bowl XX Champ, Jim McMahon, this year. Info on packages are at gitrdonegolf.com. Join the fun while we raise money for charity!

😛RT Lloyd Legalist: I like her. #DrPepper

😂😂😂. RT Lloyd Legalist: Spiderman forever.

In solidarity with a slew of NFL players, I’ve decided to opt out of off season workouts. Thank you. (I’ll be doing no interviews)

People do crazy things to get good parking spot at the Flea Market.RT WSVN 7 News: Daytona Beach Police are searching for the person who drove through a drawbridge crossing arm and jumped the bridge as it was rising into the air. STORY: bit.ly/2OQe82f?utm_me…

Jon me for an all new Weekly Roundup! From her new special, “La Vie en Rhodes”, comedian Erica Rhodes will join me. Nick Hoff Meghan Bird Andy Fiori and Maral will be there too! Fun starts at 10am ET on SiriusXM SiriusXM Comedy Channel 97!

My friends son just got circumcised today. The bad news is he’s 13 and it was a zipper accident! 🤦🏼‍♂️

In Fun, Innovative Science Project, Middle Schooler Makes A Battery Out Of Brian Stelter babylonbee.com/news/in-innova…

🤦🏼‍♂️RT @urupzia: Yo en la vida. x.com/urupzia/status…

3 ways to determine if a media piece is true: 1. If Facebook locks it out. 2. If Twit bans it. 3. YouTube takes it down.

Great to have Dwight Hicks back at the Git-R-Done Golf Classic. He is a blast! Package info at gitrdonegolf.com

If given only one choice you know who would like egg salad over chicken salad? Chickens. (In comedy this joke is called.. time filler)

Cancel Culture is only effective when combined with Coward Culture.

🎉🎉🎉. GBR!! RT @markLhankins: Great week for @HuskersGolf at the Git R Done Husker Invitational at Firethorn Golf Club Club. Thanks to Dan, Firethorn Staff, Volunteers, Parents and attending teams. #GBR!

Lol.. RT The Babylon Bee: Man Can’t Wait To Get Vaccine So He Can Go Back To Isolating While Wearing A Mask But Now Doing So While Vaccinated babylonbee.com/news/man-cant-…