No no no ugly you said he was a terrorist now choke

Whenever conservatives try insulting the left for being violent I think of her

This CNN article is beyond satire: first they say Maduro "cast the CIA as a convenient boogey man" and "accused it without evidence" of wanting to topple him, framing it all as a baseless conspiracy theory. And in the same breath, immediately afterwards they're like "anyhow, now

Safe to say you shouldn’t accept any drink offered by Bill Gates

Open the schools

Leftists are telling you 2 years before the primary that we will not vote for Gavin Newsom if he's the nominee. You have 2 years to find someone else.

Bizlet NIXON: These goddamn… [garbled]… they call themselves incels. The hell does that even mean. KISSINGER: I believe it stands for ‘involuntarily celebrate’, Mr. President NIXON: Horrible. Shameful. That’s the worst thing i’ve ever heard. What does that make Bob? HALDEMAN:

it is Valentines Day I want to bring back one of my favourite tumblr posts

This will be the fifth time we have ended Evangelion, and we have become exceedingly efficient at it.

CIA told me missiles keep striking their West Asian substations so I asked how many substations they have and they said they just go to the DOD and appropriate funds for another so I said it sounds like they're just feeding substations to missiles and then Rubio started crying

False Flag Summer

The government won on most of its charges, including convicting defendants for moving a box of radical zines. interc.pt/3OZABJ8

COME OUT YE BLACK AND TANS COME OUT AND FIGHT ME LIKE A MAN

yes!! yes yes yes!! we should run saltwater through every ai data center!! right now!!

ICE in the airports today

how many days just in general like how many left

There are 2 pounds of copper wire and 3g of gold in every Flock camera, pass it on.

[Werner Herzog voice] Jimmy Buffet’s Margaritaville