Anyone else program “Crazy Train” as the offertory anthem for this Sunday?

Sometimes you gotta celebrate big milestones with big cakes.

In light of today’s gospel passage from Luke 11, I’ve decided to open a diner where, when customers order omelets, the wait staff brings them scorpions.

Church was awesome today. So many younger folks (20s & 30s) have been showing up all summer. Hoping and praying this is a trend happening in other contexts.

Who puts crackers in a barrel, anyway?!

Taking a page from the brilliant marketing team at Cracker Barrel, I have decided to rebrand with a new church logo.

I assume they will choose the reception venue before remembering to check on the officiant’s availability.

Cracker Barrel is the new New Coke.

I have questions.

If you went to church on Sunday morning and are rooting for Sinner on Sunday afternoon, well, that’s something. #USOpen

V. From all oppression, conspiracy, and rebellion; from violence, battle, and murder; and from dying suddenly and unprepared, R. Good Lord, deliver us. [From The Great Litany]

As a churchman, I love that this product exists.

Will you doom-scroll or create today? Choose wisely.

It’s so hard to tell which side is boycotting Disney on any given day. Though I do hope I never get dragged onto that insipid It’s a Small World ride at Disneyworld ever again. So maybe I’ll boycott that?

Well, since this Rapture thing didn’t pan out, I guess I’ll need to start prepping for this week’s vestry meeting after all.

To do effective ministry is to occasionally disappoint those whom you care deeply about. Has always been thus.

So far, it’s been just an amazing year to be an Orioles and Ravens fan. Sheesh!

Sorry Taylor Swift, but BishopSarah had stolen all the headlines today. Prayers for the next Archbishop of Canterbury!

I’m seeing an increasing number of church “rebrands” with logos that are clearly AI-generated. Ethical and financial considerations aside, most are just not particularly compelling. And many are evocative of the WPA.

Who’s going to tell the The New York Times that this is actually a Book of Common Prayer? The image rather upends the headline…