Hey Don Iveson last night I dreamt that Jon Stamos (uncle Jesse from Full House) challenged you in the race for Mayor of Edmonton. Do you think you’d beat him? Or would you just concede defeat immediately? #havemercyeg

I never donated $1-per-like towards ALS Research for my Ice Bucket Challenge like I said I would and I feel kind of bad about it.

Just grab it! @AlbertaFlatball @huckbucket

I’m 6’ but play 5’8 so I look forward to covering you someday

Guys Brodie is going to pickup with my club team HVAC Ultimate if this tweet gets 10,000 retweets! Please help me out!!! This would be a dream come true!

Is it painfully obvious to anyone else when someone has been listening to a lot of Ben Shapiro?

Remember when Ned Start had all he needed to take over power from the corrupt Lannister's? Remember how Cersie just... ripped up the evidence... then used her power to remove Ned's head? Are we living GoT Season 1 right now?

So far I’m really feeling 2021

"Crush the fascists, see them driven from social media, and read the lamentations in the comments."

I’m so happy to be in a creative field that includes people like Bo Burnham. Someone who always fearlessly pushes the boundaries of the form, and gives everyone the breathing room to creative & imagine better. Go watch his new special IMMEDIATELY.

My twitter account is 12 years old today. A preteen. Hormonal but not quite pubescent. More awkwardness to come.

There are several types of memory challenges for people with ADHD. Most are familiar with long-term memory and working memory, but less well known is something called prospective memory.

ADHD is buying thousands of dollars of music equipment, watching over 100 hours of modular synth videos, and then making one song.

I say this with my whole being: fuck off to every antisemite

AUDL 101 🥏🎓 #AUDL | #ultimatefrisbee

My twitter account just became a teenager and all it got me was this stupid banner

LMAO #Flames

Let the record show that Edmonton can blame Ryan Nugent-Hawkins’ playoff-moustache for the upcoming Stanley Cup loss