Everyone is too distracted by petty irrelevancies while the core problem of our society continues to fester, as we allow millions to persist in their delusion that Pirates of the Caribbean is a comedy about Jack Sparrow. It is, in fact, a sorrowful tale of a tragic hero:

Absolutely delighted to feature American Enterprise Institute's Nicholas Eberstadt, who makes his Free Beacon debut with a thoughtful and thorough takedown of the late Paul Ehrlich. Must read!

Guys, I just visited my local bodega to get a fresh kolache and an Icee. Bought a t-shirt and some home decor. Nothing like it.

Mothra contre Yog-Sothoth

Amanda Fortini When I dined out more, I used to bug me to have to spend a meal looking at other diners who looked slovenly. I think it's rude not to take into account the people who have to look at you.

A reminder that this was posted in earnest

Using a head massager on your baby

Can the Spider-Man come out to play?

Happy Birthday, William Shatner 22 March 1931 🖖

#cthulhujp 多くの人はエドガー・アラン・ポーの『アーサー・ゴードン・ピムの物語』を、H.P.ラヴクラフトの『狂気の山脈にて』の前日譚と考えています。実際、「テケリリ」というフレーズはポーの作品に由来します。

*Bar cuts me off* OUT, AM I?

How can there be just one? But this was the first one that came to mind:

DUNE is about if you populated a desert planet with Floridians.

It's all fun and games until someone has to translate these gags into another language.