I don’t listen to music in the winter

“Haven’t looked at the lyfts, but have been monitoring the trolleys”

Everyone always asks 'what is this cell?' , never, 'how is the cell'. Cells should be able to determine their own fates!

So thankful that I haven't lost my whimsy! nice!

Hey girl? Can I read your entire body of work? What’s your modus operandi?

And I heard the same thing, and it was far before you

You guys seen any hedge funds lying around?

I think one of the worst times ever to start choking is during a game of charades :(

giraffes have SKY high blood pressure because of their SKY HIGH heads . nice

Its official, i am now a part of the neighborhood watch! Please do not do anything illegal within view of my window

Kohls cash is backed by the gold standard, unlike the American dollar

Are you guys anti freeze or pro-freeze?

I used to be a ginger, but now I’m just a girl

Let me get back to you on that, I need to go consult my vision board

Don’t they know the students yearn for dark mahogany and many books in bookcases?? No more weird ergonomic chairs in schools!

My birthstone is a gall stone

What were you doing when you saw Starlink for the first time?

How dare Wall Drug put a sign in Antarctica