To be fair to Spurs, they put the pressure on really well for most of this game.

Make Brighton look like Brazil, and Glenn Murray look like the Brazilian Ronaldo. The West Ham way. ⚒️

This is both cool and terrifying. Now even "machines" are more athletic than me.

Facebook account deactivated, let's see what new way I find to waste that time I'm getting back.

"I am a bhakti-yogi, vegetarian, ayurvedic student and permaculture enthusiast" - Sorry what?

The day has finally arrived ⚽

#NewProfilePic

Shame tonight's Love Island final didn't go down like this #LoveIsland #splitorsteal

Okay Sony, you can have my money right now #ps5

Go on rule that one out #VAR

Moyes proving his worth time and time again 🤡

What on earth was that?! Not complaining though ⚒️

Just relegate us now ⚒️

Now this is the West Ham I know and hate.

And here's the West Ham I can't quite get my head around!

If you don't already, follow Gender Pay Gap Bot. Brands trying to cash in on International Women's Day getting a public reality check from openly available data 👏 #InternationalWomensDay

Reckon Haaland can add a few extra quid to his wage demands now #RMAMCI

Fortunes always hiding. Still can't believe how stupid Cresswell was, or that we even made it this far with effectively 12 players all year.

More failed tests than during the pandemic #LoveIsland #CasaAmor