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Tyler McCall

@eiffeltyler

'yeah. amazing. love that.' | author of THE TRIALS and THE QUEEN'S GUARD, now on @tryquinn_ | writer for hire | [email protected]

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People who wear sandals on flights are diabolical as a whole but the people who wear flip flops in particular are from the 7th circle of hell

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you thought you were gonna rail a baddie in a tennis skirt? he thought he was gonna rail a baddie in a tennis skirt. that’s fucking funny because it’s a SKORT

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We Hacked Zohran Mamdani’s Netflix Account and Discovered He’s a Great British Bake Off Fan Here’s How That Makes Him a Psychopath By The New York Times

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just returned from my first lap swimming session of the season at my local NYC public pool, and while I didn’t see any chicken bones (I was averaging one a week last summer) I DID see a whole, cooked shrimp!

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99% of the time I don’t get annoyed about things being copied on the internet because the odds of having an original idea are…slim to none. But when it’s a word for word copy of something that already went pretty viral…yea I don’t really understand that one!

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"This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gender," i holler as i overturn my uncle's barbeque grill and turn the 4th of July into the 4th of Shit