SCENES FROM A MARRIAGE tbh

this is so stupid but it also REALLY worked for me which is the ideal SNL sketch

Ladies… prior to tonight, you were asked to prepare a lip sync to Mary Todd Lincoln’s madcap medley…

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wrote around this idea a few weeks back papermag.com/red-carpet-arc…

don’t yell at me because I know this isn’t the point but also…you can get pretty much the same effect just putting a normal straw in the side of your mouth

can someone send me to Cannes? I don’t want to work or anything I just wanna vibe

this tweet makes me wish I had stared directly into the sun during the eclipse

I don't want to name names...but some of the stylists and some of the actors working today do not have the range required to pull of thematic red carpet dressing

I need a Shonda Rhimes Glow Up, someone Bridgerton drop the routine

I swear I give off huge narc vibes because not once in my life has anyone offered me coke. and I work in FASHION. explain that!!!!!

idk this is what a lot of the Laur*n Oyl*r discourse looks like to me

Me: Imagine if every tear was an egg and every time you started crying there was 10-50 broken eggs on you. You leave a funeral and it’s like “crunch crunch crunch” (if the person was beloved).

Genie: That's your wish?

Me: No, we're just talking. Just being Friends right now.

at a rest stop in New Jersey and a woman on the phone just said, “I am, unfortunately, in New Jersey.”

Soooooooo many of yall continue to sleep on HOW TO BE SINGLE and it’s criminal!!!!!

I loved that they dressed like this at 35-40. This show really made 30-40 feel YOUNG and fun. That’s why idk why ppl act like you’re gonna DIE at 29.

excuse you, SOME OF US were in acting class

and also weren’t invited