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今日はもう飲もうぜ

“You can't convey emotion with a helmet on”

hmm. too weird. (dismissive hand wave) guards, exterminate them

Do you know what day it is today?

heat at da cinema

BREAKING: Nathan Fielder as Baby Sully has arrived to the Met Gala

.˚⊹⁺‧┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈‧⁺ ⊹˚. 👹HAPPY BIRTHDAY🐍 .˚⊹⁺‧┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈‧⁺ ⊹˚. Today is the 61st birthday of “Mad Dog of Shimano,” Goro Majima! 🎂㊗ Heh heh heh heh! Celebrate it in style this year, too!! There's still plenty of life left!

This is the funniest movie production fact I’ve ever read

RIP to John Fetterman. I may not have agreed with him on everything, but at the end of the day nobody deserves to get chased by a group of villagers in to an abandoned mine shaft and then killed by pitchfork. He was 55 years old and will be buried in his hoodie.

I debated whether to share my story on here, but I guess I will. I think there's an idea out there that millions of violent criminals are pouring across the border, carrying machetes and drugs, looking to harm Americans. Certainly, while some people fall into that category, the

This is because of that 21 Savage fancam

me

heard an achingly beautiful song on the radio so I looked it up and it was by Ween

Being called exotic bc I'm a Jew is insane work.....like what's so alluring about New Jersey

When they’re being mean to Kathy Bates in Titanic

old guy at the gym took off his baseball cap and had a yamaka on underneath