Judith Beheading Holofernes - Caravaggio, 1599-1602

always retweet

Adoptable #beagle of the day- BAILEY tribeagles.org/product/bailey…

just mistook Willie Nelson for Hank Williams, does that mean I’m racist?

goodnight, but only to raccoon lovers

Green-Mountain Freeman, Montpelier, Vermont, August 25, 1858

this beastly weather is because of how many times I said “fuck summer I’m so excited for outwear” during the last two weeks of September

Congrats to 128 Grazer, our 2023 #FatBearWeek champion! 🥳 Though unaware of her title in this imaginary contest, her success is real! For bears, fat = success, & she's set up well for winter. We had a record-shattering 1,382,783 votes! There's so much love for our bears! ❤️

nothing in the world will make you feel quite so drunk and stupid as struggling for like four minutes to find the end of a fresh roll of toilet paper

november 1 is all saints day sooo.....here they are!!

A cigarette is kind of like a beer that wakes you up and you can have it any time of day

Nature photographer of the year 2023 – the winning images theguardian.com/environment/ga…

I’m working so much that I missed Kissinger Is Dead Day on twitter dot com, who even am I anymore

is a smoothie ever not a total waste of money?

drinking several excellent Quebec beers in a public seating area on a street in Montreal last wknd VS getting yelled at for a Mike’s Hard Lemonade in a travel mug at a free concert in a park in Ontario tnight…honestly can’t say which I prefer

spending the day after mostly the same as any other: tending to my plants and pets, because even the most oppressed and disenfranchised American has more rights and privileges than any tree, dog, pig, river, salmon, or mountain.

On this day 133 years ago professor JRR Tolkien was born! Following the tradition set by Tolkien Society at 9pm your time raise a glass and toast, "The Professor!" #tolkienbirthdaytoast

mushrooms come from the earth (scary, plotting against you, would only benefit from your death), lsd was invented by an innocent man