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Emdash

@desertkitton

analog creature in a digital world.

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this beastly weather is because of how many times I said “fuck summer I’m so excited for outwear” during the last two weeks of September

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Congrats to 128 Grazer, our 2023 #FatBearWeek champion! 🥳 Though unaware of her title in this imaginary contest, her success is real! For bears, fat = success, & she's set up well for winter. We had a record-shattering 1,382,783 votes! There's so much love for our bears! ❤️

Congrats to 128 Grazer, our 2023 #FatBearWeek champion! 🥳 Though unaware of her title in this imaginary contest, her success is real! For bears, fat = success, & she's set up well for winter.

We had a record-shattering 1,382,783 votes! There's so much love for our bears! ❤️
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nothing in the world will make you feel quite so drunk and stupid as struggling for like four minutes to find the end of a fresh roll of toilet paper

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drinking several excellent Quebec beers in a public seating area on a street in Montreal last wknd VS getting yelled at for a Mike’s Hard Lemonade in a travel mug at a free concert in a park in Ontario tnight…honestly can’t say which I prefer

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spending the day after mostly the same as any other: tending to my plants and pets, because even the most oppressed and disenfranchised American has more rights and privileges than any tree, dog, pig, river, salmon, or mountain.

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On this day 133 years ago professor JRR Tolkien was born! Following the tradition set by Tolkien Society at 9pm your time raise a glass and toast, "The Professor!" #tolkienbirthdaytoast

On this day 133 years ago professor JRR Tolkien was born!
Following the tradition set by <a href="/TolkienSociety/">Tolkien Society</a> at 9pm your time raise a glass and toast, "The Professor!"

#tolkienbirthdaytoast
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mushrooms come from the earth (scary, plotting against you, would only benefit from your death), lsd was invented by an innocent man