can’t have allergies if you’re unconscious - benadryl

They don’t want to answer the door for random men with cameras ≠ must be a fraud. See how they act? You’re supposed to listen to/respect them just cause they exist. No authority. Just random guys “feeling” like you have to obey them and their “feeling” is enough justification

Location + lingo

This is not a black account, let alone ran by a black person. If you’re a black person following/RT non black parody accounts as a source of blackness, your ancestors weep.

1. The 1776 crowd telling ANYONE to get over ANYTHING. 2. “Everyone is racist” is a crazy argument. 3. Look at the white folks in the comments agreeing. Talking bout “finally someone said it.” We’re weak, but you’re a grown man “paying” to be risqué for likes lol

Where are their fathers? It’s the rap music!

Peter Griffin has created a monster.

Yall overdid it. I’m not clicking no more grid posts. Yall might as well start telling secrets.

I see someone was too scared to actually post a Twitter poll 🤣🤣🤣

i’m both dumber and smarter than you think. don’t estimate me

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I almost spit my drink out on my DJ equipment

the letter g does not need to be doing all that

‘Are you busy?’ Me: ‘No’ *Incoming video call*

“After being resurrected by the T-virus, this gangster quartet reunites in Raccoon City for one last heist: taking down the Umbrella Corporation.”

This doesn’t make sense. She already lost and she can’t stop the war. This is clearly a paid publicity stunt. Unfortunately in today’s climate, it’s hard to tell who hired them