I am dead 🤣🤣🤣

Timeline cleanse.

I hate sounding like a nostalgia bum who cranks The Doors at full volume, but Devil Driver’s first album still sounds just as brutal as anything made today.

When tolerance becomes a one way street, it’s lead to cultural suicide

Passed the Westside Barbell Strength Coach cert. I might avoid the mad scientist route Louie Simmons took, but their method is pretty decent.

How I long to pick up a couple nervous hitchhikers and yell “You boys like Mexico?” in the most redneck accent I can conjure, and crank Texas Hippie Coalition.

Carney is polling well because he is a fresh face using the PM platform to reach the country and to campaign with. People just aren’t pissed at him yet.

Mixed protein powder with an egg, butter, crumbled up oreo cookies. Cooked on a pan and choked down without vomiting. I rock at this cooking shit.

It’s not the tech wizard path I had hoped for, but getting paid to work in a gym could be fun.

Mark Carney Hi Mark, I think we are going to see a lot of each other for a while.

A farmer gave me some big damn rocks today. They will look fine in my front yard as big damn rocks.

This is the province that carries all the weight in our elections and tells Albertans to educate themselves.

This is why free healthcare should not exist.

Well, this sucks.

How Canada looks to me right now.