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As lonely as it feels when you’re struggling with your Mental Health please know you’re not alone. Today is World Mental Health Day, but every day we should talk about our mental health. #WorldMentalHealthDay #MentalHealth All On The Board

Apologies for the angry post…

I have decided that from the start of next week I am going to dress as a different kind of bread every day. Roll on Monday!

Lord Nelson was about 5ft 6. His statue is 17ft 4. That’s Horatio of about 3:1 #TrafalgarDay

I spent my entire life savings on pasta. It was worth every penne. #NationalPastaDay #InternationalPastaDay

BREAKING NEWS! Storm Ciaran has blown the roof off our local cheese factory... There's de brie everywhere. #storm #StormCiaran

I’m going to have to return the camouflage jacket I bought last week... I just can’t see myself wearing it.

Did you know that if you have a breakdown in an electric car you can still use the AA… However if it's a small electric car you have to use the AAA.

Really excited to open the first door on my advent colander this morning… #December1st

Hosanna in Excel sheets!

If you see this car ring the police, It's stollen.

I'm bringing out a version of the Band Aid song... ‘Duvet Know It's Christmas?’ It's a cover...

I'm releasing a Christmas single this year called 'Lets all Feed the World and let them know its Christmas Time'. People ask me how I get away with Plagiarism, I tell them it's as simple as ripping off a Band Aid.

Dads watching kids open Christmas presents from ‘Mum & Dad’ when they have no idea what it is they have bought them…

I got “Bonopoly” last Christmas, it's a very similar game to the original but the streets have no names...

I was going to have Bucks Fizz for breakfast this morning but I'm having trouble making my mind up... #MerryChristmas

Merry Christmas from The DJM! x 🎄❤️🎁 #MerryChristmas

You there boy, when’s bin day?!