"Did you see what Trump tweeted?" said no one, ever again.

This might be my favorite thing. #dumptrump

It’s a new day in America.

A major hurricane (stronger than Katrina at landfall) is about to hit the Gulf Coast in a few hours. News outlets like MSNBC CNN Fox News have talking heads about politics and Covid. Piss poor news management on a day like this.

🐶 Georgia Football beats down No. 3 Clemson

How bout those dawgs?! #GoDawgs #UGAvsCLEM

Who wakes up one day and thinks “Ya know what we need?! Really loud tiny TV’s at every gas pump!”??

What came first: the cubical or the noise canceling headphones?

It’s funny watching cable news scorn Facebook for feeding its users divisive content that’s likely to elicit anger and other negative emotions.

I’m amazed how easy we have it, yet always seem to make it so hard.

Why has no one invented an office chair with a sidecar for your dog? I’d pay big $$$ to get my dog out of my lap all day.

Elon sure went from ‘I’m gonna buy twitter to protect free speech’ to ‘I’m gonna sue anybody who talks sh*t about me’ pretty quickly. Elon Musk

You might think that Elon Musk backing out of a $44 bIllini Twitter deal is bad, but it’s nothing compared to when he backed out of his $6 billion promise to the UN to help solve world hunger.

My latest blog post.

If you wake up in the morning and you’re looking for the words of Matt Gaetz, Marjorie Taylor Greene or Lauren Boebert to guide you… You need to question every single life decision you’ve ever made. Seriously.

My emails to Facebook are also rejected. I’m going to lose my freaking mind! #facebooksupport #facebookdobetter

So tell me which way should I go… To the left where nothing’s right, or to the right where nothing’s left?