#whatdowomenwant Turian Councilor: Ah, yes. *FingerQuotequote* "Women" the Turian of the female gender. We have dismissed this claim.

Asari: *Facepalms.*

@johnshepardn7Asari: "In light of your report on Narissa we've decided to consider what you've brought forward."

Turian: Caveman would win! Salarian: No, the spaceman would! Asari: *facepalms.*

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Council: *Watching news reports.* ... ...

Turian: ... well it could be Geth.

Salarian & Asari Councilors: *Simultaneously facepalm.*

Turian: CAVE MAN Salarian: ASTRONAUT

ASari: *Slaps them both upside the head.*

*All three fall over.*

*batarian runs by naked with gas spewing out of his backpack, laughing and prancing while guards chase him.*

@MAJ_KAlenko @CerberusNet Sparatus: How can this happen? How did they breach our defenses?

@MAJ_KAlenko @CerberusNet Tevos: What about Councilor Valern? He should be here by now.

@MAJ_KAlenko Damien Shepard Commander Shepard @CerberusNet Jedi Yoda *They back up a bit.* Sparatus: What is going on, Shepard?

Turian: I DISMISS YOU CHRISTMAS BA-HUMBUG Asari: I'M SO CLEVER CLEVER. Salarian: I AM COMPLETELY INCONSEQUENTIAL.

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There is a bed.