*Eyetwitch*

*IS A GORRAM MUMMY.*

.... *Slow slow terrifying grin. Cracks knuckles.*

Sometimes ... somtime... you can'... can't mushroom 'teh reepers only hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngh

ffffffffffffff... ma suplex 'em fuckin'... RED BUTTON.

COME AT ME HARBINGER

RED

FUKIN

LEFT

BUTTON

*Talking to a mess of wires that vaguely look like a bundle of reaper tentacles. At least to him.*

'ma harbingerer of YOUR tenacle-less destiny

*Strangles wires.*

*Eye twitch*

*Sitting in the medbay waiting for Dr. Karin Chakwas , slightly ancy. Current wound tally: Lacerations and bruising everywhere. Left eye gone.--*

I'm Commander Shepard and #DavidBHayter is the best Snake on the Citadel. ........ *Can only wish his voice was as masculine as his was*

... *Takes great care to smoosh the yellow M&M with great prejudice between his fingers before devouring it, eyes narrowing.*

There is a bed.

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