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Nairobi is a very peculiar place. You decide to host a bash, invite your friends, including the ones who are married and the only question they all ask is whether there will be girls.

UDA wants to pick both running mates — for itself and for Azimio. Does that makes sense to anyone with a single brain cell?

Alcohol is never the answer. Unless the question is, "How do you get your wife to have sex with you?"

Girl ur behind is a killer...hehe

Kuturn up Sunday isn't a good idea

looooooove? RT Alano: Girl I wana give you good love,good love,good loooove. ABigTchune

I need to make a come back somewea

True RT je m'appelle,: Yani Ashley Cole not wanting to play for England is news more than Man city winning the league

Good luck to Louis Van Gaal as the new manager of Manchester United also to Giggsy as no.2. Hope they get #mufc back to the top where we belong.

Wollan RT Alano: Pansy cooks nice chapati! The ring is coming dear ;) bless you :)

Hongera kaka @TonyKivs: Yo boy finally came through.I graduate."

Nadai kuota nikichoma..

Doing what she likes

hehe RT Masaku: But tuliambiwa tusichezee mungu -_- RT Vince Kibet: Its time to play to God to protect our nation

Hehe RT @Wesbruce17: Unamdai? "Alano: Who is Grant Brooke?"

And doing some shit RT Alano: Who took out Mr. Skilllz in dis streets? Or is he in di sheets? Hehe.

Hehe RT Griot: Lmao he has a stalker .... in his head @qush_jay: @AyiroChahilu your account is protected why?