Bumped into Kevin de Bruyne at ⁦Mapas y Compañía⁩ today. Still unhappy about being substituted on Tuesday.

I'm an electrician, and I carry out electrical inspections of rental properties. I code faults on these properties very harshly, I want people hoarding houses to pay through the nose because my children are being priced out of home ownership in the city they grew up in

Horrible

I used to take my dog for long evening walks along the river a few times a week, until he needed knee surgery. While he recovers I'm still doing the walks, ostensibly to "get my steps in". In reality, it because I always get high on weed gummies on the walk and don't want to stop

I'm so lonely, I log into my bank at least once a day so I can receive a text with the code in it. It'll be the only text I receive that day.

Unbelievable!!!!!

Sad, sad news.

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Gave myself a 'homemade colonic' with the shower hose. Felt great afterwards but now haven't needed a shit for 3 days.

Aged 53, I like to think of myself as something of a farting expert. My 13 year old read that on average people fart 10-20 times a day and so we have been counting. Obviously keen to get my numbers up and beat him, I've just shat myself.

I am 54 and have just spent 20 minutes trying to find the rudest combination of words I can on What3words. FYI massive.bangers.jiggling is in Australia somewhere.

This is scary

Brilliant podcast as always. I feel I have set the record straight too. Enjoy (apart from the last bit).

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Amazing display at the World Fireworks Finals last night in Blackpool. 👌

Incredible!!👌

Why replacing orange street lights is an aesthetic downgrade — and bad for our health:

Call out !

In the chippy the bloke behind me asked for a small sausage ‘as a starter’ which he ate in the queue. He has my admiration and full support.