I can’t believe that there hasn’t been more of an outroar

Tory maths

Despite Boris Johnson’s nonsense on #Marr this morning, there is only one party who’s responsible for the destruction of the NHS We think the Conservative’s record with our health service over the past decade is absolute disgrace - please RT if you do too

When Boris Johnson declares we have "defied so many predictions", he is talking nonsense. Britain is one of the worst hit countries on earth. Over 40,000 people have so far likely died, many thousands of them needlessly because of catastrophic decisions he is responsible for.

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I put my microphone in front of a 7 week old baby red squirrel.

If you think that 8 people in a boat off Kent are a danger to your way of life, but ignore 134 billionaires exploiting you and the tax system, you are not only ignorant but are the reason your way of life is being destroyed #readsomething

Ching!

I'm assuming he meant the 4 seasons hotel but they refused so to save face he chose this place

Khabib Nurmagomedov just scored this INSANE wonder strike 😱🔥 🎥 IG/ lfl_05

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary 13 years eh?

My wife passively aggressively points out my failings to the dog when I'm in earshot. I tell her this is pathetic, but when she goes out, I sit him down and give him my account of events at length.